Dragon Wars

"I keep trying to understand, but none of this is making any sense."

Dragon Wars is the worst movie I have ever seen! Seriously, how did this movie get clearance to be made? Some people actually liked it! There is nothing good about this film and so many things wrong. 

The story is basically about this girl with a mark on her shoulder from another time where Dragons & serpants roamed. From that time, a warrior protecting her dies but is reborn to protect another girl who was reborn from the girl from the ancient times because an evil sorceror warrior is planning to kill her to rule the world with his serpants & dragons & army of soldiers. The mark on the girls shoulder represents her clan or something that she has lost after they were killed. 

The story mainly takes place in modern times but the story is so farfetched that its ridiculous. 

The acting is horrible. The main hero is bland and I can't relate to him like other heroes. The main girl seems dumb. The main villain is the worst ever, with a horrible speaking voice which is mainly a growl. All the other acting is bad. 

There isn't anything exciting about this film. It's as flat as a pancake all the way through. 

It's only worth watching to see the dragons & serpants because they look cool and make up some interesting action scenes and destruction but it can't save this pitiful movie. 

The movie is called Dragon Wars yet we only see 10 minutes qworth of Dragons and the rest of screen time featuring monsters is a giant serpant. It might as well be called Serpant Wars! Some dragons look cool as i said but some dragons look like reptilian hippos & velociraptors. 

Some CGI looks okay but the story is so poor, the acting is horrible & the editing is dreadful. There are some scenes in this film that shouldn't be in it at all because there is no point of them and are just fillers to fill in the time. 

I can't say anything else about this movie except it's so bad it makes the 1998 Godzilla movie Oscar worthy material. A reviewer said that i'It's impossible not to be entertained.' I agree, i was entertained at how hilariously crap this movie is.

Ridiculous in every way and mostly a bore, Dragon Wars is truly the worst film I've ever seen!

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